Labubu

Medium-ugly, like some of our exes, these plushies and figurines are a way to showcase aesthetic sensitivity.

Matcha

Y'all be drinking matcha like it's some liquid gold. You don’t even like the taste—you just like how the cup looks next to your self help book.

Aesthetic Choices

Platform shoes, flared pants, and carefully curated vintage pieces that scream "I am a top 0.01% Clairo listener on my Spotify wrapped."

Intellectual Signaling

You carry The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir but I know you didn't even start page 1 out of 978.

Audio Accessories

You think unpatched rizz is sharing a spotify blend with Laufey, Beabadoobee, and Clairo. Name songs other than Bored, Beaches, and Bags.

Social Awareness

You post female empowerment on Instagram like the green light in the Great Gatsby, waiting for the next Daisy to heart your story.